Ever since I set up jayprickett.com, I go back every few days and check my old wordpress.com blog to see if there is anything going on, to see if anyone has visited, and most importantly to check the comment spam that Akismet has trapped awaiting my deletion. Most of the spam is of the "Nice Site Great Information Perfect Pages" variety with links to alopecia and viagra sites. But today I finally came across one that I think might almost qualify as something like* spam poetry (see also found poetry and spoetry).

And now for your reading pleasure...

Not much on my mind right now,
but it’s not important.
I’ve just been letting everything
happen without me.
I just don’t have anything to say right now.
michael kiptyk - cause of hair loss

*aside: this post has a very funny version of those famous plums, which is only equaled in my estimation by the rejection note version in section 4 of this post.