i am officially changing the name of the movie theater at the summit. now, rather than being referred to as the 'carmike summit 16', it will be refered to as 'pedo-central'. seriously, there are so many dolled-up, barely teen girls in front of the theater that i felt like i needed a machete to clear a path through them to the ticket booth. i am tempted to go hang out there and play 'spot the perv' and try to figure out which creepy old lone guys are the to see the movies and which are there to try and mack on girls who seem to be trying to use makeup and tight clothing to trigger their first period. but...i'm afraid that by being there alone and just hanging out would mark me as one of the pervs.

and we can't have that can we.