one of the funniest blogs i have subscribed to in bloglines is overheardinnewyork.com. i rarely reference it on my blog because some of it might not be safe for work and some people might be offended by some of the content. but i ran across this quote today that made me laugh for a good 1.5 minutes.

Teen girl on cell: ...Can you believe he wanted me to stick my hand in there and touch it?...Yeah, I did it...Oh, it was huge! He said it was really big, but damn! And it's long, too!...Uh, the head is an average size , I guess... I like how it feels... Okay, why is the spotlight on me?... Different people are giving me that "what the f#$%" look... Oh, shit! Ha, ha, ha! You're right. Hold on... Chill, everyone! I'm talking about my boyfriend's pet snake, not his penis... Okay, continue.

--Dunkin' Donuts, Fulton Mall

Overheard by: Shanny O.